When the Celestial Jade Phallus of Poontang is stolen from Glastonbury University, it looks like a perfect case for super-talented relic hunter Inga Seliger, except she’s tied up with other work. She reluctantly delegates the task of retrieving the purloined phallus to her sidekick Euclid Vole, a sex-obsessed student with a penchant for dressing up as a woman.
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Euclid's first clue leads him to an all-female establishment called Sister Sappho’s Mystic Mall, where the suspects include a feminist bookworm, a man-hating witch, and a muscle-bound body-piercer. Then the action shifts to a strangely secretive Tibetan temple in a sleazy backstreet. The action in question is of the men-only kind, so when Inga joins the case, it’s her turn to indulge in some cross-dressing.
Will Inga and Euclid succeed in retrieving the Celestial Jade Phallus of Poontang? Will Inga get a chance to use her finely-honed martial arts skills? And will Euclid manage to score with Inga ... or with anyone else, for that matter?