Under the soft fur of every domestic cat beats the heart of a killer and if you think your cat is an exception, think again! Do you really know what it gets up to when out on the prowl? Or for that matter, what it may be planning as it lies on your lap, eyes closed purring in apparent ecstasy? All cats are killers, it's only a matter of degree. This confession by a lovable tabby takes you humorously and chillingly into the evil machinations of the feline mind.
I came to this bar because I need a screw and I need it now, and at a place like this if you lower your standards enough you can always find someone to go home with. Course, sometimes you don't make it all the way home....God, I hope it goes that way tonight. I'm so horny I could screw a bus. I'd rather do it with that guy over…
Vince, a bloated, battle scarred American boxer cat is the epitome of evil and rules the neighbourhood with his enormous seven clawed paws. Lettuce, a timid tabby kitten moves in next door. Is it the influence of Vince which turns her into a ruthless killer, or a psychotic rebellion against her given name? From small beginnings to the ultimate kill, Lettuce revels in her reputation as a blood thirsty tabby!
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