In America's courtooms, the verdict is laughter.
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The Court: The charge here is theft of frozen chickens. Are you the defendant, sir?
Defendant: No, sir, I'm the guy who stole the chickens.
Attorney: What was the first thing your husband said to you that morning?
Witness: He said, 'Where am I, Cathy?'
Attorney: And why did that upset you?
Witness: My name is Susan!
Attorney: ALL your responses MUST be oral, OK? What school did you go to?
Attorney: What is your date of birth?
Witness: July 18th.
Attorney: What year?
Witness: Every year.