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April 07 , 2009

Fart Calendar: Advent Calendar For Kids With Santa Farts

Advent Calendar 2014 - 25 Christmas Carol For Kids


Fart Calendar: Advent Calendar For Kids With Santa Farts Advent Calendar 2014 - 25 Christmas Carol For Kids He just recently found out about his own fart powers (yes he somehow turned from a normal boy into a fart boy!) that somehow must have been transmitted over to him via some weird transformation, aliens, or some extraterrestrial and/or unhuman powers. Timmie assumes that this event is somehow connected to his winning streak during the fart skateboard competition where El Ninjo, his farty dog, was still the one who made the skateboarding powered by Ninja Farts a reality. Timmie remembers a weird dream that he experienced during this competition and somehow his dreams became reality. Who knows maybe El Ninjo is transmitting the powers over to him which is a pretty scary thought because that would make El Ninjo a non unearthly dog! All Timmie knows is that this must have happened in China or Tokio where the universal energies of Martial Arts kept hitting him the most. Anyways, this is material is reserved for a future fart story because all Timmie Guzzmann can think about is the urge to countdown to Christmas the coolest way. It is not up to him to fully understand what has happened to him, but he knows that he can control his own destiny with farts. All he cares for right now is that some invisible powers must have heard his prayers and made his dreams and wishes become a crazy reality over Christmas time. Timmie won't give you more hints because he does not want to ruin the fun for everybody: Here is just a short snapshot of the fart doors that you'll want to open on each new December day and as you are counting down to Christmas day! Following him & count down to Christmas: * Christmas Countdown Fart 7: Not For The Faint Of Heart * Christmas Countdown Fart 9: Pumpernickel Pungent Fart Recipe * Christmas Countdown Fart 11: Ziplock Bag Fart Recipe * Christmas Countdown Fart 22: Epic Sorbitol Christmas Mints more...
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Date release: August 20, 2014

Kids, Fiction, Teen
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