March 13 , 2011

I Knead My Mummy

And Other Poems by Kittens


Just when you thought things couldn’t get any cuter . . .

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The kittens of the world have decided to write a book. Of confessional poems, no less. From taking a bath in a bowl of milk to playing keep-away with your car keys and vanquishing the strange lumps at the end of the bed (sorry, turns out those were your toes), these kittens reveal their confused and curious little minds as they discover the world around them.

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