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April 22 , 2008

Life's A Bitch And Then You Die II


A collection of award winning poems, limericks, personal sayings and "Absurd words" from top American free lance writer and multi-time author, Steven E. Holt. Including up to 70% new works, these poems range from the deepest of dark to the funniest of humor. Award winning poems from several of Steven's previous popular books are included: "Life's A Bitch, And Then You Die" (1985), "Blood, Sweat and Fears" (1996) and "And The Soul Also Bleeds" (2001.

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Even the non-poet will find something in these verses for them. Topics range from the morose and macabre to the witty to the humorous. And, of course, limericks are a special case of rhyming gone awry, dating back centuries to even the highest of Nobility. Steve's personal sayings are sardonic, whimsical and oftentimes cynical but frequently either true or just funny.

"Absurd words" are just that- words that have had their meanings juxtaposed or twisted into the funniest version possible. Pure madcap humor!

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