Captain Tristan is all about love, prosperity, and entitlement. His enemy, the greedy greeb grommels who want to keep it all to themselves. But Tristan's a pirate at heart, don't you see, and Tristan won't have it, 'cause he rules the sea. And Tristan he knows it, says poverty's bad, and all the world's children, should never be sad. So put aside the old energy that says we're to blame, embrace love and laughter, and reject all the shame. Come teach all the children. Come join in the fun. Come experience laughter, we welcome everyone. And if your tired of nonsense, and your tired of woe, and your tired of bad feelings, then heave anchor and ho. If your ready and willing, if you're all set to go, then come join now with Tristan, drop the sail and let go. Sets your sights on horizon, turn your back to the world, turn the bow and point leeward, and return to the flow.