One question plagues us all: How do we survive all the Sturm und Drang of everyday life? The answer is but one word: snark.
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Why don’t you get a haircut? You look like a chrysanthemum.” -P. G. Wodehouse
He’s a mental midget with the IQ of a fence post.” -Tom Waits
They hardly make ’em like him anymore-but just to be on the safe side, he should be castrated anyway.” -Hunter S. Thompson
He has a Teflon brain . . . nothing sticks” -Lily Tomlin
He has no more backbone than a chocolate éclair.” -Theodore Roosevelt
Snark will keep the wolves at bay (or at least out on the porch). Snark, much like a double scotch, will help you deal with relatives, shopping, and rudeness; it is an outlet for the unleashed vitriolic bile that’s saved itself up over the months. Like a shield, it will protect you while you go about your life. Snark is your answer!