Throughout history, few civilizations have sufficiently prepared their deceased for the afterlife. In this collection of humorous short fiction, mankind faces the dreadful consequences.
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Crazy ain’t always pretty… Successful Detroit Bears Quarterback Parker Harris believes that his girlfriend, the beautiful Dr. Shay Johnson is his ‘Mrs. Right.’ Even though she’s the sister of his ex-girlfriend, Tara, Parker has no doubt that Shay is the one that’s meant to carry his last name and have his children. So why does…
A notorious grand vizier returns in the form of a soft furnishing. Wartime romance leads to an eerie cuppa in the present day.
Undead fingers reach for the controls of a doomed aircraft. A TV crew finds more than they bargained for in Fife's most haunted hotel. And an all-too-solid phantom forecasts the worst Scottish railway disaster in a hundred years.
Plus twelve more stories of substandard spooks and inadequate apparitions. This ethereal edition includes the long-lost story “Horn From Beyond”.
“Crap Ghosts is one of the most concentrated jolts of reading pleasure you’re likely to come across in this or any other life.” —Ken MacLeod.