14-year-old Eddy Funderburke dreams of making it as a classical violinist... and making out with his curvaceous mom. After accepting that Carnegie Hall won’t be calling, Eddy memorizes showtunes, hoping to get laid and score a cruise ship gig. Getting help from a preacher, a crack whore, and a Southern Studies professor, Eddy is positioned to fulfill his fantasies. But can he handle it all?
John Littlefeather and his son Timmy are vacationing in the Paysaten Wilderness of Washington State, when John meets Lea. The beginning of the relationship is off to a rough start when Lea is taken by one of the Forest People. Meanwhile in Bristow, Oklahoma a blow to the head makes Ray Corngrower believe that he is Spanish Crow, a warrior that…
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