A Book of the Year Award 2013 Finalist in the category of Juvenile Nonfiction (Children’s)!
Uncle John's Bathroom Reader Tunes into TV
What does Homer Simpson call friend...mother...secret lover?” Television, you meathead! Here comes your wacky neighbor Uncle John to present TV the way only he can. From test patterns to Top Chef, from My Three Sons to Mad Men, as well as TV news, advertising, scandals, sitcoms, dramas, reality shows, and yadda yadda…
What do you get when you cross a classic scary story such as The Tell-tale Heart” with Uncle John’s trademark sense of humor? You get The Tell-tale Fart” (Pee-uw!
). And that’s just one of many twisted classic and original tales of humor and horror you’ll find inside The Haunted Outhouse
. You’ll also find a spine-tingling collection of facts about topics such as real-life mad scientists, history’s terrible tyrants, and the world’s deadliest weather. Uncle John’s scare-fest is packed with page after page of crafts, recipes, poems, jokes, tongue twisters, and experiments straight from Dr. Johnenstein’s Laboratory. Graphic novel-style tales add plenty of illustrated pages to the mix. This haunted book of horrors could only come from the Bathroom Readers Institute, and it’s For Kids Only.” ENTER IF YOU DARE!
You’ll find terrifying tales, including
- Revenge of the Meatloaf
- The Legend of Peepee Hollow
- The Creature from the Black Lagoon and the No Good, Very Bad Day
- The Haunted Outhouse
Frightening facts about
- The Curse of Amen-Ra
- The Attack of the Cow Lady
- Decay-causing Tooth Worms
- The FBI’s Body Farm
and much more!!