Mary & Kate & Ashley & Peter & Paul & Mary is 22,222 words long and the protagonist is actor Peter Gallagher. According to the protagonist, this is a novel about inventing a cult and a language with only your eyes. The 57-year-old and beloved OC father tries his hand in writing “the next great American novel for millennials,” sponsored by Lacoste Live! This novel is about future-tech, dystopia, millennial writers, and lots of other things, too. Mary & Kate & Ashley & Peter & Paul & Mary wishes it were Spring Breakers or Super Sad True Love Story or Peter Gallagher. This novel is a love story.