Legendary adman Conley J. ‘CoonBoy’ Boyce takes you back to his roots, a white trash house trailer tethered to a bucket of sh** in the deep south. From his earliest years playing with his cousin’s testicles to heart wrenching remembrances of man-goat love, to his demise on Lake Como where he is to be cremated and dumped unceremoniously by George Clooney himself, CoonBoy’s stories are a cautionary tale for those who would whore at the feet of corporate America and expect much in return. It is a short, short story of the world too many of us find ourselves living in day to day, no matter which bucket we call home.
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“Conley J. Boyce is a man with a grudge. Opie gone bad. Shucks, gosh, dang.” Moses Cobb